Overview
このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る (Kono Piano de Omae wo 8759632145-kai Bunnaguru) is a Vocaloid track produced by SLAVE.V-V-R that entered the maimai song library as part of the MiLK PLUS update on November 20, 2018. Its title—roughly translating to "I'll beat you 8,759,632,145 times with this piano"—epitomizes the absurd, exaggerated humor that characterized much of the niconico-era Vocaloid scene on Nico Nico Douga. The song races along at a driving BPM of 200, layering aggressive piano riffs with synthetic vocal processing to create a manic, high-energy soundscape that matches its threat-laden premise.
In maimai, the song is available only as a standard chart set, meaning none of its four difficulties incorporate Touch notes. Both the Expert (level 11) and Master (level 13, constant 13.4) charts were designed by the veteran notes designer はっぴー. The Master chart carries a notably high Slide-note count of 121 out of 967 total notes—an unusually dense Slide ratio for a non-DX standard chart, demanding precise coordination alongside pure speed. The song's difficulty ratings have been revised across multiple maimai version updates since its debut, with the Master chart climbing from its original level 12 to its current level 13 as the game's overall difficulty landscape evolved.
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- The number 8,759,632,145 in the title is an absurdly specific count that reinforces the song's comedic threat premise—a stylistic hallmark of niconico-era Vocaloid humor where exaggeration is the punchline.
- SLAVE.V-V-R uses an unconventional typographic style (dots and a hyphen) in their artist name, a common aesthetic choice among underground Vocaloid producers active on Nico Nico Douga.
- The Master chart features 121 Slide notes out of 967 total, giving it one of the highest Slide-note ratios among standard-format (non-DX) charts at the 13.4 difficulty constant range.
- Both the Expert and Master charts were designed by はっぴー, a notes designer whose maimai charts are frequently noted for dense pattern construction and technical challenge.
- The song has undergone several level revisions across maimai versions: it debuted in MiLK PLUS at B5/A7/E9+/M12 and was adjusted through the でらっくす, Splash, UNiVERSE+, and FESTiVAL updates, eventually settling at B4/A8/E11/M13.
- In the maimai collection system, playing this song together with 『んっあっあっ。』 and やめろ！聴くな！ within a single credit unlocks the title 「もーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー！」—a prolonged drawn-out "Mooo~" that ties into the shared absurdist humor of all three tracks.
- The song is categorized under niconico & Vocaloid (niconico＆ボーカロイド) and exists only as a standard chart set with no Touch notes present on any difficulty.
- The Expert chart (level 11, constant 11) is heavily tap-focused, with 567 Tap notes out of 639 total, making it a stamina-intensive chart that demands consistent accuracy at a moderately high difficulty.
FAQ
- Who produced the song このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る?
- The song was produced by SLAVE.V-V-R, credited as the artist on this niconico & Vocaloid track added to maimai DX MiLK PLUS.
- What does the title このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る mean in English?
- It roughly translates to "I'll beat you 8,759,632,145 times with this piano," an absurdly specific threat that captures the exaggerated, humorous style common in niconico-era Vocaloid music.
- When was このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る added to maimai?
- It was added on November 20, 2018, as part of the maimai DX MiLK PLUS edition.
- What difficulty is the Master chart of このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る?
- The Master chart is rated at level 13 with a difficulty constant of 13.4. It was designed by はっぴー and contains 967 notes, including 121 Slide notes, an unusually high Slide count for a standard, non-DX chart.
- Who designed the charts for このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る in maimai?
- The notes designer はっぴー created both the Expert and Master charts. The Basic and Advanced charts have no credited designer.
- Does このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る have Touch notes?
- No. The song only has standard charts across all difficulties, meaning no Touch notes appear, only Tap, Hold, Slide, and Break notes are used.
- What BPM is このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る?
- The song has a BPM of 200, placing it among the faster tracks in the niconico & Vocaloid category of maimai.
- How do you unlock the title related to このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る in maimai?
- Playing 『んっあっあっ。』, やめろ！聴くな！, and このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る in a single credit unlocks the title 「もーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー！」, a prolonged "Mooo~" sound that reflects the shared absurdist humor of the three songs.
