Overview
Baka Mitai (ばかみたい, "I've Been a Fool") began its life as a karaoke minigame track in Yakuza 5 (龍が如く5 夢、叶えし者), where protagonist Kazuma Kiryu, voiced by Takaya Kuroda, delivers a subdued, melancholic ballad of regret and lost love. The song's placement in the story carries narrative weight: Kiryu has assumed the alias Taichi Suzuki and works as a taxi driver in Fukuoka, and his karaoke performance reflects a man haunted by the life he left behind. The "Taxi Driver Edition" subtitle used in maimai directly references this chapter of the Yakuza series.
What the developers could not have anticipated was the song's second life as an international internet phenomenon. Around 2020, clips of Kiryu singing the chorus, particularly the opening line "Dame da ne..." ("It's no good, isn't it?"), spread virally across social media, remixed into genres from electronic to orchestral and paired with unrelated video footage for comedic effect. The meme grew so pervasive that SEGA itself acknowledged it in an official tweet, describing the track as a Yakuza series song that had achieved worldwide popularity. The song's original recording was first collected on the album "龍うた 龍が如く5 THE BEST SONGS SELECTION."
When maimai DX FESTiVAL added the track on December 23, 2022, the in-game collection badge was titled "Dame Da Ne", a direct nod to the meme that carried the song far beyond its original audience. At 74 BPM, the song sits among the slower entries in the maimai library, with its gentle piano-and-strings arrangement providing the backdrop for charts that balance faithfulness to the original with the demands of a modern rhythm game. The Master chart, designed by Redarrow, is notably sparse on Touch notes (just one) while packing 35 Break notes into 278 total, while Jack's Expert chart takes a more tactile approach with 13 Touch placements.
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Charts
DX
BASIC
2(2)
87 notesDesigner: -|Tap 64Hold 9Slide 4Touch 6Break 4
ADVANCED
6(6)
213 notesDesigner: -|Tap 173Hold 17Slide 9Touch 8Break 6
EXPERT
12(12)
215 notesDesigner: Jack|Tap 153Hold 28Slide 14Touch 13Break 7
MASTER
13(13.4)
278 notesDesigner: Redarrow|Tap 172Hold 33Slide 37Touch 1Break 35
Trivia
- The song ばかみたい (Baka Mitai) originally appears in Yakuza 5 (龍が如く5 夢、叶えし者), released in 2012 for PlayStation 3, as a playable karaoke song for protagonist Kazuma Kiryu.
- The subtitle 'Taxi Driver Edition' alludes to Kiryu's cover identity in Yakuza 5, he works as a taxi driver in Fukuoka under the alias Taichi Suzuki, a major story element of the game.
- The original recording was first released on the compilation album '龍うた 龍が如く5 THE BEST SONGS SELECTION' (Ryuuta: Yakuza 5 The Best Songs Selection), which collected karaoke tracks from the game.
- Baka Mitai became an international internet meme around 2020, with Kiryu's emotional delivery of the chorus line 'Dame da ne…' being remixed, subtitled, and parodied across platforms including YouTube, Twitter, and TikTok.
- SEGA officially acknowledged the song's global reach in an August 2020 tweet, calling it 'a Yakuza series song that boasts worldwide popularity.'
- The in-game collection badge in maimai DX FESTiVAL is titled 'Dame Da Ne', a direct reference to the viral catchphrase, and is unlocked by clearing the song with exactly 1 MISS.
- The Master chart by Redarrow contains 35 Break notes but only a single Touch note, an unusually lopsided distribution that gives the chart a feel closer to a STANDARD-format song despite being a DX chart.
- Jack's Expert chart at level 12 includes 13 Touch notes, making it the more tactile DX experience of the two upper-difficulty charts.
- At 74 BPM, Baka Mitai is one of the slowest-tempo songs in maimai DX FESTiVAL, matching its restrained karaoke-ballad arrangement of piano, strings, and subtle percussion.
FAQ
- What is Baka Mitai [Taxi Driver Edition] and where does it come from?
- Baka Mitai (ばかみたい) is a karaoke song performed by Kazuma Kiryu (voiced by Takaya Kuroda) from Yakuza 5 (龍が如く5 夢、叶えし者). The 'Taxi Driver Edition' subtitle references Kiryu's job as a taxi driver in the game. It was added to maimai DX FESTiVAL on December 23, 2022.
- Why is Baka Mitai also called 'Dame Da Ne'?
- 'Dame Da Ne' (だめだね) is the opening line of the song's chorus, which became a viral internet meme. The phrase translates roughly to 'It's no good, isn't it?' and Kiryu's emotional delivery of these lyrics was widely remixed and parodied across social media.
- What chart difficulties are available for Baka Mitai in maimai?
- The song has four DX chart difficulties: Basic (level 2), Advanced (level 6), Expert (level 12, designed by Jack), and Master (level 13.4, designed by Redarrow).
- What makes the Master chart of Baka Mitai unusual?
- The Master chart contains 278 total notes with 35 Break notes but only a single Touch note, a very unusual distribution for a DX-format chart. This gives it a pattern feel closer to older STANDARD-format charts while still featuring DX-era slide complexity.
- Is Baka Mitai [Taxi Driver Edition] available in all regions?
- Yes, the song is available in all maimai DX regions: Japan, International, USA, and China.
- How did Baka Mitai become a global meme?
- Around 2020, clips of Kazuma Kiryu singing the chorus of Baka Mitai, particularly the line 'Dame da ne', spread virally on social media. The earnest, melancholic performance was remixed into countless genres and paired with unrelated video footage, becoming one of the most recognizable video game memes of the early 2020s. SEGA officially acknowledged the phenomenon, noting the song had achieved worldwide popularity.
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