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もうみんなしねばいいのに (Mou Minna Shineba Iinoni, roughly "Everyone should just die already") is a Touhou Project arrange song by Raku Taniya (谷屋楽), a composer and vocalist from the doujin music circle Heta no Yokozuki (へたのよこずき). Originally released on Taniya's 2009 album Partner, the track was added to maimai MiLK on February 6, 2018 as part of the game's ongoing Touhou Project collaboration lineup.
The arrangement weaves together two themes from Touhou Chireiden ~ Subterranean Animism (東方地霊殿): the Stage 2 field BGM 渡る者の途絶えた橋 (The Bridge of People No Longer Cross) and the Stage 2 boss theme 緑眼のジェラシー (Green-Eyed Jealousy), the latter being the character theme of Parsee Mizuhashi (水橋パルスィ). Taniya fuses these melodies into an aggressive 180 BPM track with shouted, raw vocal delivery characteristic of their style.
In maimai, the Master chart (designed by 某S氏) has a notable revision history, it debuted at level 12+ in MiLK, climbed to 13+ during the DX+ era, and settled at 14.0 following BUDDiES, reflecting the chart's enduring difficulty relative to the game's evolving standard. The Expert chart (level 12.7), designed by 玉子豆腐 (Tamagodoufu), stands out for its dense slide patterns. An UTAGE (宴) chart was added in December 2025, carrying 1,153 notes and a sardonic designer jab at the playerbase.
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- The song title もうみんなしねばいいのに translates roughly to "Everyone should just die already", a deliberately provocative phrase that fits the irreverent tone of late-2000s Touhou doujin arrange culture.
- Raku Taniya (谷屋楽) is a member of the doujin circle へたのよこずき (Heta no Yokozuki), whose name humorously means "Bad at Hobbies."
- The arrangement is a medley of two themes from Touhou Chireiden ~ Subterranean Animism: the Stage 2 field BGM 渡る者の途絶えた橋 and the Stage 2 boss theme 緑眼のジェラシー (Green-Eyed Jealousy, Parsee Mizuhashi's theme).
- The Master chart has been revised upward four times across maimai versions: 12+ in MiLK, 13+ in DX+, and 14.0 from BUDDiES onward.
- The Master chart appears as the third song in the 白十段 (White 10th Dan) course, sandwiched between MilK and 幸せになれる隠しコマンドがあるらしい.
- An ALL PERFECT on Master unlocks the collection title "ぱるぱるぱるぱるぱるぱるぱるぱるぱるぱる!!", a pun on Parsee (パルスィ), whose theme is one of the source songs. A 2-player 100% SYNC unlocks the title "彼女できたよー^^" ("I got a girlfriend").
- An UTAGE (宴) chart was added in maimai DX CiRCLE on December 24, 2025 (JP) / April 10, 2026 (Asian). It has 1,153 notes (including 290 Touch notes) at level 14+, with the designer field reading "どいつもこいつもリア充しやがって!" ("Every last one of you, getting in a relationship!"), a sarcastic jab at players.
- Despite the similar title, this song is unrelated to the BMS song しねばいいのに (Shineba ii noni), which appears in other rhythm games.
- In Asian English versions of maimai, the title is romanized as "MOU MINNA SHINEBA IINONI." (with a period) and the artist as "Raku Taniya."
- The song runs approximately 2 minutes and 21 seconds at a steady 180 BPM. Original composition copyright belongs to Team Shanghai Alice (上海アリス幻樂団).
- As of its addition, maimai is the only music game to feature this track.
FAQ
- Who composed もうみんなしねばいいのに?
- The original Touhou compositions are by ZUN (Team Shanghai Alice). The arrangement, lyrics, and vocals were handled by Raku Taniya (谷屋楽) of the doujin circle Heta no Yokozuki (へたのよこずき).
- What does the title もうみんなしねばいいのに mean?
- The title translates roughly to "Everyone should just die already" or "It would be better if everyone just died." It is a deliberately provocative phrase common in the Touhou doujin arrange scene.
- What Touhou game does もうみんなしねばいいのに come from?
- The song is based on two themes from Touhou Chireiden ~ Subterranean Animism (東方地霊殿): the Stage 2 field BGM 渡る者の途絶えた橋 (The Bridge of People No Longer Cross) and the Stage 2 boss theme 緑眼のジェラシー (Green-Eyed Jealousy).
- When was もうみんなしねばいいのに added to maimai?
- The song was added to maimai MiLK on February 6, 2018.
- Who designed the Master and Expert charts for もうみんなしねばいいのに?
- The Master chart was designed by 某S氏 (Bou S shi), while the Expert chart was designed by 玉子豆腐 (Tamagodoufu).
- What is the UTAGE chart for もうみんなしねばいいのに?
- An UTAGE (宴) chart was added in maimai DX CiRCLE on December 24, 2025 (JP) / April 10, 2026 (Asian). It is a level 14+ chart with 1,153 total notes, including 290 Touch notes, and features the designer comment "どいつもこいつもリア充しやがって!" ("Every last one of you, getting in a relationship!").
- What BPM is もうみんなしねばいいのに?
- The song has a steady BPM of 180 throughout its runtime of approximately 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
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